Marathon Mike

Marathon Mondays Week 5: First quarter finito

A little language lesson for you, finito translates to finished. First and foremost this is an educational blog, never forget that. With 4 weeks behind me, it’s time to do a little look into where I’m at and hope to achieve in the next 12 weeks.

Last week was one of those weeks that had some tough fucking runs in it. Lots of pushing the pace, which just kind of leaves me feeling stiff and tired. I guess that could be said of any period of intense working out, so not a novel observation. It started with a 6-miler with a 3 mile brisk pace. Still not sure what a brisk pace means, so I treated it like a tempo run. Prob not the best idea because I really pushed it which had to have effected the rest of the week. The other workout was a 6-miler with 3 rounds of 6-min intense, 2 min rest intervals. This was one of the weirdest interval runs I’ve done. I guess the hope of this, is that if you run a 3:30 marathon then each of these intervals should be close to a mile, but for me I think I hit like the .85 mark. I mean I personally am happy with that, but it is an odd distance to run.

For the long run, I elected to do it on Saturday, and prob will be doing most of my long runs that day as I want to not panic every Saturday night thinking about having to get up at 5:30 and spend all Sunday recovering. The 5 miles in the middle at marathon pace was absolute hell on earth. Not super encouraging for the real event, but I do have some excuses lined up. First off, those 5 miles were the only part of this run I was in the sun. Second, I am not good at this. See? Settled that. Brutal run. Yes as you can see I also later went on a bike ride, it was also horrible.

Next week should be one of those weeks where I hopefully get my legs back under me. The workouts are another weird hill workout, this plan has some odd ones, as well as a standard interval workout. Wednesday run gets shot up another mile, so the workouts will be separated by an 8-miler. Sad that I look forward to that. The long run has the option for a 10k race (where the fuck am I supposed to do that?) or a 13-miler. I will be doing the latter. Enough complaining, blog over.

Marathon Mike

Marathon Monday’s Week 5: Frozen fun for everyone

Welcome back to the personal journey of one blogger’s attempt to be the most amateur runner of all time. With a corny subtitle for the blog, lets dive right into it.

Last week had it’s challenges as it has truly become the dead of winter and is now obnoxiously cold. It is the point of the winter where I see these former track runners out in nothing but dick showing shorts and maybe a long sleeve shirt and I realize that I will never make the sacrifices needed to be a great runner or a fucking try-hard. If you are going to wear short ass shorts why do it in the freezing cold when your dick is going to look all shriveled up. Sure you look tough I guess, wearing nothing out there in the frozen tundra but these tiny flaps that show all your bony ass cheeks and withered tree branch legs, but all anyone is going to care about is that lack of bulge. Not putting yourself in a position to succeed. Or maybe I am just projecting my own insecurities. Continue on please.

Dick rant over, last week I had two challenging runs. The tempo run I thought went extremely well. After the first 20 minute tempo I knew that I had some more gas in the tank and could handle the second part without suicidal thoughts. I think for the first part I averaged close to a 7 minute mile, the second part maybe 7:30. Not too bad. I mean those runs at this point are going to be as long as my long runs, the workout topped out at almost 8 miles so they are not quick workouts. I can see that even from the last time I did it there was an improvement in both speed and endurance, maybe this fucker Hal Higdon is on to something. The long run was nothing crazy, I did an easy 7 yesterday as I had to shift the runs around. Add in three gym days and I would say I really got a good week in.

Which takes us to this week my friends. This week things are starting to pick up a little bit, the 3.5-miler from last week gets upped to a 4-miler, and now that it is at the 4 miles I am debating switching Tuesday’s and Thursdays so that I can do hills on Thursday’s without it affecting my speed workouts. Did that make sense? Whatever no going back now.

The workout is back to the interval’s, just throwing another one into the mix. I know that my workout says 5 miles, but now with 7 rounds of intervals it is def going to be a little longer. The long run is 8 miles. An 8 mile run is right about where I start considering the long run to be long enough that it impacts my day. When I am not training for something I rarely run over 6 miles unless I am feeling rambunctious or try-hardish so anything above 7 starts to feel like work. Which means it’s time to go to work, have a good week everyone. What a closing line, and while it may seem like I am ruining it by adding this, I would be remiss in my duties of self-promotion if I did not take this time to point that out.